Because you can never really trust our neighbors to the north. They have imperialist designs on Maine. I just know it.
I saw this baffling event announcement warning us against the scourge of jack-booted Canadian imperialism. We are urged- URGED- to build a united front against Canadian imperialism. Don't say you didn't know. The Canadians are clearly up to something.
Thursday, July 12 – 6:30-9:00pm
Room 5-250, O.I.S.E. – 252 Bloor St. W., Toronto
Martha Roberts & Aiyanas Ormond of Alliance for People’s Health
Yeah, there's something about Gaza and the Phillipines, too, but isn't there always????
UPDATE:
We now have empirical evidence of Canada's dastardly scheme. You've been warned.
4 comments:
these people really just have too much spare time on their hands. i think that's what this ultimately boils down to.
They're not even a real country anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOzG7bBylRo.
Vive le resistance!
I recommend this: The NEW Canadian National Anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOM-TmZBzZo&feature=youtu.be
When Canada rules the world:
good things:
Everyone will have to wear their hair in a mullet!
Hockey on TV every night!
Bad things:
Maple syrup on EVERYTHING!
more Justin Bieber!
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