A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that oil used to last a while
And I knew if it made it eight
Then Jews would get to celebrate
And then we'd be rejoicing with a smile
But this year's just unprecedented
A holiday that's so demented
Chanukkah plus turkey
It doesn't get more quirky
I can't remember if I cried
From Jewish and American pride
My apple pie is extra fried
The day the chags collide
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