Forwarded by two (!) different extremist lesbians (not that there's ANYTHING wrong with that!) from an e-mail list to which I do not belong - nice Chinese American girls do not normally associate with frumps (no matter how striking or "charmingly" lubricious in a middle-aged Berkeley kind of way) - comes an e-mail I cannot wait to share with the world.
And I have to share it; white hippies playing guitars is something I shall not personally attend.
Maybe you will?
Ballads about peace, love, bunny rabbits, and political activism sung by guitar strumming dippy women - that PROVES that they hate the world.
Frankly, I would rather be torn apart by camels than listen to crappy music at a gathering of the unwashed.
So I'm hoping some of the readers go to the event, armed with bile.
Israeli Consulate 4 -4:45 PM
456 Montgomery St. San Francisco
Montgomery BART station 5 -6:15 PM
Join singer/activist Betsy Rose in a Singing For Peace gathering on Friday afternoon, June 4, at the Israeli Consulate and Montgomery BART station, to bring the power and healing of song into the mix of voices that are being raised in response to the Gaza attack. Please bring signs that focus on peace, nonviolence, and hope. Also any song sheets or ideas for songs.
For info email email@example.com
Saturday, June 5th 11am
San Francisco, Civic Center
If you'd like to volunteer at the CODEPINK peace altar or contribute to the altar (bring frilly items to add or a pair of shoes) contact firstname.lastname@example.org (415) 994-1723
[Sponsored by: Al Awda-Palestine Right to Return Coalition, ANSWER Coalition-Act Now to Stop War & End Racism, Palestine Youth Network, American Muslims for Palestine, U.S. Palestinian Community Network, International Solidarity Movement, International Socialist Organization (ISO), Arab Resource & Organizing Center, Arab Youth Organization, Muslim Student Association, Students for Justice in Palestine, General Union of Palestinian Students, International Jewish Anti-Zionist Network, Youth and Student ANSWER, Middle East Children's Alliance, Jewish Voice for Peace, Bay Area Committee to End Israeli Freedom, Arab Community and Cultural Center, World Can't Wait, and various other morons, including Moonbeam, Becker, Schmidt, Haskell, plus mr. Kanter and Ms. Raphael.]
Silent Vigil outside "Israel in the Gardens" Festival
Sunday, June 6th 12 noon
San Francisco, Yerba Buena Center for the Arts
Mission St. Between 3rd & 4th
Yes, I really hope someone disrupts Miss/Mr. Betsy Rose's hootenanny. Even the business types in the financial district do not deserve that torture. They too are human.
Dysfunctional women wailing melodiously about healing, oh boy.
But as I said, I won't be there. I have delicate sensibilities.