It just gets sicker and sicker. First it was the aphrodisiac chewing gum, meant to corrupt the virtue of Palestinian young'ens. Now (insert ominous music here) the scandal du jour is disease carrying Israeli fruit!
Apparent, a text message is spreading like wildfire in Saudi Arabia: "The Saudi Interior Ministry warns its citizens of a truck loaded with AIDS infected melons that Israel brought into the country"
The rumor has enough credibility to have made it to the front page of one of the most important Arabic language newspapers.
Oh those crafty Jews, er, Zionists. What ever will they think of next?